HE'S A BIT OF CHARLES FOSTER KANE FROM 'CITIZEN KANE' AND A LOT OF MR POTTER FROM 'IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE' - HE'S MY FAVOURITE SIMPSON'S CHARACTER NEXT TO HOMER - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - I GIVE YOU  CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!!!

SOME OF MONTY'S 'EXCELLENT' QUOTES

'Smithers - release the hounds'

'I'm looking for something in an attack dog. One who likes the sweet gamey tang of human flesh. Hmmm, why here's the fellow ... Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks. Reminds me of me'

'What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?'

'Well, that's odd ... I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers - have him beaten to a pulp'

'I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant'

'Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?'
Smithers: 'If you did it, sir?'

'Look at them, Smithers. Goldbrickers.... Layabouts.... Slug-a-beds! Little do they realise their days of suckling at my teat are numbered'

'I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business'

'Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun'

AND OF COURSE.....'Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans'